Pigeon post...

antilat June 12, 2022

‘Do come and look Portia, she has kindly decorated our new home!’

‘Ooh coo, I am not sure that the glitter is to my liking Plato?’

‘This allowing estate agents to open hasn’t really helped with our quest to find a new home. I flew by our local branch and this huge tree seems to be the best bet. The landlady reminds me of a female Rachman. She seems to be going out of her way to be difficult! Although the rent is cheep, talking of which if we don’t get on with our nest building all my sitting on the roof displaying my tail feathers will be in vain. I know you think I only have sex on mind however the thought of your broody hot bum has got me all of a flutter Portia!’